Brick

What's that James?


It's my new smartphone. This little guy'll do anything.


Is that right? Can I take a look at it?


Sure Gizmo, knock yourself out. --Says here that thing's got email, GPS, text messaging, all kinds of applications--damn thing'll even shoot movies.


That sounds impressive. Is it shockproof?


What--of course not.


Then you'll need to hurry downstairs if you want to catch it before it hits the ground.

Domestic

How are your peas, John?


They're fine James. But I'd like to talk about something that's been bothering me.


Can it wait, Kelly Kapoor? I just want to enjoy my dinner.


No James, communication is an important part of a relationship.


I hate to break it to you, Dr. Phil, but we aint got any damned relationship.


See James, that's just it: I think you may have an anger management issue.