
What's with all the decorations James?

None of your damn business, Uncle Fester.

I'm sorry James; are you still just upset about what I said about Kate?

...If you need to know so bad, this would have been Juliette's 37th birthday.

Juliette? I'm sorry James, but I don't think I knew her.

Dammit! "Blondie"! The woman I was going to marry before the doc decided to blow your little island paradise to kingdom come!

Are you sure you don't mean Claire? I recall that she had blonde hair. ...What time is she coming bye?

Listen here Kojak: I don't know what that damn jungle did to you, but we're through talkin' here.

James, I'm sorry about your friend, but please just tell me what time Claire will be here so I can be ready--we grew quite close and it would be nice to see her.

HER NAME AINT CLAIRE AND SHE AINT COMIN' OVER! HER NAME WAS JULIETTE AND SHE'S DEAD AND GONE!

Oh, her--the older one with the breasts! You know James, I always kind of had a thing for her. Maybe you could put in a word for me when you see her?
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