The Impostor

Godammit Locke! Put your dishes in the dishwasher!


Put your dishes in the dishwasher.


What?


What?


Oh I get it, you're copying everything I say.


Oh I get it, you're copying everything I say.


Do you want to get hurt old man?


Do you want to get hurt old man?


I'm a broken crippled sorry old man who can't get anything right.


I'm sorry to hear that James.

Canary

Johnny Boy, have you seen a stuffed animal around here? It's a great big orange tiger.


Oh, did you lose your friend?


Cram it, Costanza--I bought it for my little girl's birthday.


That's nice James, but I'm afraid I haven't seen it.


Son of a bitch. Everything always ends up missing around here. Now I've got to go pick her up another one.

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Blood and Thunder

Excuse me James, could you help me for a moment?


What the hell is that thing and what the hell do you want with me?


This "thing" is a whale jaw, and I'd like your help putting it up in the living room.


Listen here Queequeg, I aint mountin' no whale jaw in our living room.


Is that right James? Then what exactly was it that you and Hugo were doing the other night?

The Birthday

What's with all the decorations James?


None of your damn business, Uncle Fester.


I'm sorry James; are you still just upset about what I said about Kate?


...If you need to know so bad, this would have been Juliette's 37th birthday.


Juliette? I'm sorry James, but I don't think I knew her.


Dammit! "Blondie"! The woman I was going to marry before the doc decided to blow your little island paradise to kingdom come!


Are you sure you don't mean Claire? I recall that she had blonde hair. ...What time is she coming bye?


Listen here Kojak: I don't know what that damn jungle did to you, but we're through talkin' here.


James, I'm sorry about your friend, but please just tell me what time Claire will be here so I can be ready--we grew quite close and it would be nice to see her.


HER NAME AINT CLAIRE AND SHE AINT COMIN' OVER! HER NAME WAS JULIETTE AND SHE'S DEAD AND GONE!


Oh, her--the older one with the breasts! You know James, I always kind of had a thing for her. Maybe you could put in a word for me when you see her?

Ill fated

Dammit Rambo, will you get your dirty socks out of the living room?


Can this wait until tomorrow, James?


No, it can't. I’m planning on entertaining a visitor this evening.


Oh, are you bringing Kate over?


You son of a bitch--!


Oh that's right--she died of AIDS.

Orange Juice

Mr. Clean, you need to listen here.


What seems to be wrong, James?


You can’t be drinking the orange juice out of the carton like a damned savage anymore!


Don't tell me what I can't do!